Lazy, bloated buildings are designed for lazy people. Windows do not operate. Elevators move people vertically. Stairs are only used in emergencies. Monstrous single function spaces are left un-programmed and unused. This is today’s architectural standard. The ‘endless oil fiesta’ is drawing to a close, and with it, the ‘endless building’. The party is nearly over. The music has died and the lights have finally come on. We are left to sweep up the mess: a once verdant landscape littered with planes of asphalt and bloated, endless buildings.